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accidentalchinesehipsters:

Someone please put this man on the cover of W magazine immediately. It’s as if Megan Draper did a Freaky Friday body switch with a greasy Chinese parking lot attendant and decided not to lower her dressing standards. It’s like Margaret Cho’s impression of Kim Jong-il came to life and ran away. It’s… can I have that jacket?The man is, in fact, the security guard at Christie Miller's apartment complex in Xujiahui, Shanghai, and she claims that his “Gucci clutch” and “Zack Morris cell phone” make her feel “so safe.” Her brother, Kalifa Dong, took this photo. I hope that it is the first of many.

accidentalchinesehipsters:

Someone please put this man on the cover of W magazine immediately. It’s as if Megan Draper did a Freaky Friday body switch with a greasy Chinese parking lot attendant and decided not to lower her dressing standards. It’s like Margaret Cho’s impression of Kim Jong-il came to life and ran away. It’s… can I have that jacket?
The man is, in fact, the security guard at Christie Miller's apartment complex in Xujiahui, Shanghai, and she claims that his “Gucci clutch” and “Zack Morris cell phone” make her feel “so safe.” Her brother, Kalifa Dong, took this photo. I hope that it is the first of many.

accidentalchinesehipsters:

Happy Friday, everyone. Let’s enjoy life to the fullest in every moment because nothing is permanent in this violent, unpredictable world. Just don’t get a sunburn.

Scarier than sharks (?)

accidentalchinesehipsters:

Happy Friday, everyone. Let’s enjoy life to the fullest in every moment because nothing is permanent in this violent, unpredictable world. Just don’t get a sunburn.

Scarier than sharks (?)

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gpoy

bettydraperlookingpissed:

letmejusttellyou:

when yr song comes on in the club 

What have I been saying?!!

/died

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